During a Period
- Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
- Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
- Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
- Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
- Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
- Me: why can I not have a penis.
OKAY NIALL THAT IS TOO FUCKING FAR.
WHAT IS THIS.
HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS EXIST.
THE TONGUE.
THE POLO.
THAT MOTHERFUCKING POLO.
THE WAY HE’S STANDING.
THAT GODLY POLO.
NIALL HORAN HAS ABS OMG!
WHAT IS LATIGABLE! HORAN HORAN Ñ__ñ
Niall I think you need a smaller shirt.
HOLY SHIT, CANT DEAL
im sorry but idk how much longer i can hold it in…. does Zayn not know how buttons work?!?! normal people either leave it open or button the whole thing…
I’ve been waiting for this picture to come back on my dash
BITCHES FOUND IT! AGAIN
NO….NOT AGAIN…
shit niall its like you can actually see his abs!!
the reason why Zayn’s t-shirts’ and jackets are unbuttoned is because the shirt itself can’t handle Zayn’s sexiness and they just pop open. :)
ok stop right now
Your shirt isnt tight enough niall
didn’t even notice his tounge sticking out
(Source: onedirectionwhore)
- playing video games
- someone: hey
- 10 minutes later
- me: I DIED AND ITS BECAUSE YOU WERE TALKING
